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Escape The Bull

Being at the bottom of the pole in Spain might be hazardous to your health

Escape The Bull thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Running Of The Bulls or Running Of The Spectators?

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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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Joburg Police

Behind Curtain Number One

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Made His Bed

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Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie