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Dragon Boots

These boots are fang-tastic!

Dragon Boots thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Boot-e-full gift for the dragon slayers in your life

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow


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