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Don't Be A Stick In The Mud

Not exactly what she had in mind for her mud bath therapy

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud thanks to Mrs Brown

Bubba gave his girlfriend a free spa package

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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