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Cow Jacket

Preview of this fall's leather jacket selections

Cow Jacket thanks to Mike King

Berkshire Hathaway launches new 'Fruit of the Cow' clothing line

Fashion Show for Mad Cow Disease still in style

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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One Glass Per Day

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Katoomba Railway

Master Reference Binder

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