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Coffin Dragster

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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan
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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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