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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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