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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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