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Chair Boy

Little Johnny finds a new way to cut class

Chair Boy thanks to Mike King

Something tells me this kid won't end up at the top of his class

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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