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Carry On or Carrion?

An upsetting meal experience

Carry On or Carrion? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

To eat or be eaten depends on whether you're a high flyer or not

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop


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