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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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