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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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