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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. - Friedrich von Schiller

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand


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