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Bear Surveillance

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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