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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown


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