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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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