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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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