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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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