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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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