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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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