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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns


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