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Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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