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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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