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Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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