QuotaBillsI'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond
I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon