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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. - Jose Ortega y Gasset

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph W. Sockman

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

You wonder if I have it. I wonder where it is. Everybody wonders how I find it. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Friendships, in general, are suddenly contracted; and therefore it is no wonder they are easily dissolved. - Joseph Addison

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I don't know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody - somewhere - was practicing more than me. - Larry Bird

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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