Ukrainian Model T
Newest model Ukrainian work truck - Bubba's envious!
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin