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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey


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