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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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