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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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