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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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The market is always right. - Unknown

Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. - Laurence Peter

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. - Isaac Asimov

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Gratitude is a duty which ought to be paid, but which none have a right to expect. - Jean Jacques Rousseau

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement. - Unknown

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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