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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. - Unknown

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. - Voltaire

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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