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Winners plan, prepare, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow. - Aesop

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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