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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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