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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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