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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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