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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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