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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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