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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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