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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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