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You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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