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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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