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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. - Bram Stoker

Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity. - John Muir

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast. - Ernest Hemingway

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

Some fearful sights there be that creep
By night - I mean that harass sleep;
But tenfold more alarming seem these when
They brave the day, to breathe the air like men. - William Batchelder Greene

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker

Learn to regard the souls around you as parts of some grand instrument. It is for each of us to know the keys and stops, that we may draw forth the harmonies that lie sleeping in the silent octaves. - Unknown


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