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I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. - Tim Duncan

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity. - John Muir

If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast. - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as a legislature,
Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters,
And where it is least desired, it loiters. - Ogden Nash

Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer - both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams. - Bram Stoker

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything. - Nick Hornby


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