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It's only a toy. - Gardiner Greene Hubbard

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Where does he get those wonderful toys? - Jack Nicholson

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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