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Russian High Chair Construction

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Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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