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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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