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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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