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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Confidence comes from being prepared. - John Wooden

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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