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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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