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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I know how to make decisions and stand up to the criticism every day. - Michael Bloomberg

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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