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Moving Day in Texas

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Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

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