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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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