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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

A hooker once told me she had a headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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