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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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