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Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Ever wonder what Mona Lisa does when the Museum is closed?

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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