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Miss Afghanistan Finalists

And the five finalists in the Miss Afghanistan contest are...

Miss Afghanistan Finalists thanks to Darwin McKee

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I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

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