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Mariner's New World Watch

Eat your heart out, Christopher Columbus!

Mariner's New World Watch thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


What Happened?

Wet Insect

Teahouse of the August Moon

Server Tray

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

Lowdown Volvo

Drone Crossing

Prince Bag

Ghetto Hammock

Tea Remedy

Cooking For Guys

Sun Dial Fail

I Like Cooking

Wine Secret

Lean Beer

Tip Discount

Cake Message

Where Astronauts Hang Out

In Deep Water

Travel Mints

Kelpies

Late Lecture

Throne Games

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