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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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