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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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