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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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