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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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