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Life Cycle of a Chicken

Eggsellent overview of the life cycle of a chicken

Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

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I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. - Benito Mussolini

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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