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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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