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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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