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Lead Sled Dog

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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